Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm both gender and math confused
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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