"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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