I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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