Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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