i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
