Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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