Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My nipple is on Facebook.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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