He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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