Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize