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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!

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  Not okay.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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