honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Randomize
