oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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