No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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