i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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