ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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