His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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