a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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