Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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