that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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