found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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