This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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