his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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