look no pants
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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