Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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