In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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