She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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