You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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