brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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