I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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