I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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