Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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