I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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