Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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