If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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