It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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