I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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