Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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