You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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