well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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