OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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