Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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