Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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