Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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