your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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