We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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