Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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