ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We need to rekindle our bromance
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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