i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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