Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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