i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I've blown a few things in my day
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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