BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
