Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
