You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I AM VODKA MAN
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
