Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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