we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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